We know that if someone walked into a Citibank or Chase
establishment with a face mask or a gun, pulled out a note stating that the
teller should fork over, say, $547,000 and walked out of the place in broad
daylight, he'd get 36 years in a federal prison. Apparently, Chicago's own Joseph Banks, who
during his trial reported that he was a "humble, anti-gun" bank
robber, should have said that he was a FOREX trader. That would have entitled him to keep 1/2 the
money he stole just so long as he agreed to go three years without trying to do
any other criminal activity. Mr. Banks
robbed a Chase Bank, a Citibank, and the First Commercial Bank in a string of
robberies dating from August 2007 to August 2008. He's a menace to society according to U.S.
District Judge Rebecca Pallmeyer. Maybe
he should have dropped the humble bit and gone for the, "I'm a bank
CEO," defense. Then, his
death-defying escape from the Metropolitan Correctional Center would have given
him the opportunity to add "performance acrobatics" to his Linked-In
executive profile.
Barclays CEO Anthony Jenkins and Citi's CEO Michael Corbat
"deeply regret" behavior that did not represent the banks'
values. UBS CEO Sergio Ermotti, JPMorgan
Chase's illustrious Jamie Dimon and RBS Chairman Philip Hampton threw rogue
employees under the bus while stating their commitment to controls and
compliance. FOREX traders brazenly used
terms like "Bandits", "Mafia", and "Cartel" to
fix foreign exchange rates to rob their clients of billions of dollars. JPMorgan's Dimon went as far as to say that
the bank's felony was "principally attributable to a single trader,"
in a refrain echoing his derivatives buck-passing in 2012 with the London
Whale. According to the headline
grabbing U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch, Citi's $925 million fine will be,
"the largest single fine ever imposed for a violation of the Sherman
Act."
She'd barely completed crooning over the record setting
fines levied against the banks when she went on to state the following hollow
warning:
"the Department
of Justice, under my watch, will not hesitate to file criminal charges for
financial institutions that reoffend."
Oooohhh! I can see
the bank executives shaking in their boots with such an ominous warning. "If you break the law," she is
saying, "you'll have to share about 1/2 of the revenue from your illegal
activity with the same institution that you manipulate on a regular basis and
which uses public funds to bail you out in your wanton mismanagement." Oh
and before you get all emotional about the "record" fines that the
banks are paying (a jaw-dropping $5.7 billion), let's remember that Citi
received $45 billion in equity, $300 billion in government guarantees, and
nearly $2 trillion in loans from the Federal Reserve as a reward for bringing
the global markets to their knees in 2008.
So, Loretta, forgive me for being entirely unimpressed with your
crowning inaugural achievement - and confirming that your justice department, just
like Eric's, is for sale. But the public
shouldn't fear. Both felon banks in the
U.S. were put on a 3-year probation during which they are to "cease all
criminal activity" for the period.
Whew! That's a relief. Right? Not
so fast! They've not been able to stay
clean for half that period since December 2007 so a three year non-criminal run
would be unprecedented.
I'm not sure which disappointed me more: the corporate
felony admission or the fact that the media was impressed (along with the
pseudo-activist public) with the penalty without ever reporting on the
magnitude of the crime. If the Federal
Justice system used Mr. Bank's crime as a sentencing guideline, the 5 bank CEOs
would be looking at a 355,393 year prison term.
Heck, I'm a merciful guy - let's let them all serve a cumulative
concurrent sentence and have them go away for 71,078 years apiece. Obviously, this would be ludicrous,
right? No one could serve a 71,000 year
sentence. But it used to be the case
that you couldn't commit a crime when the numbers you were stealing were
measured in the billions either.
But in the longer view, what is most troubling is what both
the banks' leaders anemic contrition and the faux justice charade mask. The concept of a bank represented an
innovation in society in which a trusted agent would hold assets for
safe-keeping and, based on the public trust, play a vital role in the
circulation of money so that it served a utilitarian function in the
economy. When we see the current state
of affairs, what we see is not the behavior of a bank. Rather, we see organized crime which seeks to
rob the public of its money under a government sanctioned racket in which the
government is fully complicit. And why
would the government be willing to go along with this? For the simple reason that they are a part of
the bank's business beholden to the felons for their own public delusion. Take away the complicity of the banks and the
manipulated markets and we'd find out that none of the foundation of our
current economic system works on its own.
It requires criminal acts to prop up the illusion.
And as long as We The People decide that the ultimate
scorecard in life is the dollars we think we control (now, all of which are
merely digital records which could be expunged by anyone in an instant), we'll
feign disgust and go on using the exact same system that we know is
parasitically extracting from us that which we think we own. Capital One had a successful ad campaign,
"What's in your wallet?", which cost them a reported $285 million to
turn into an iconic message. It's time
this question takes on a whole new meaning.
Look at your credit cards, your car payments, your mortgage, your
student loans and see if you're doing business with a felon. And if you are, ask yourself if that's the
kind of world in which you want to live.
If not: Change IT!
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