Some day someone will make a movie that will go something
like this. A country with a massive ego
will begin to comprehend that its relevance on the global stage has been
crippled by political pettiness at home.
Flourishing federated fiefdoms of patronage so desperate to pander to
their benefactors that they can no longer keep an ear on the vox populi and its growing
dissatisfaction with wealth asymmetry and race and class police state human
rights abuses proliferate and strain to raise their identity above the cacophony
of trivial indifference. Citizen
complicity is secured through manipulation of consumer prices and energy but
the half-life of apathetic tolerance is minimal. The protagonist country has a monetary system
that is entirely exchanged on vulnerable digital clouds where records of debits
and credits fly across Rackspace and EC2 Elastic Clouds. And then the country - realizing that it's
gotten ahead of its own illusions - decides that it needs to create a plausible
self-destruct mechanism so that, should its citizens or debt holders ever come
calling to redeem the promises it has made, records of exchanges past can be
erased and a giant reset can be manipulated.
The less verifiable the self-destruct, the better. The more anonymity, still better.
So the country innocently hires two popular Generation Y-not
actors to create a film about the assassination of the most unverifiable
antagonist on the planet. Now it's not
just any antagonist. This one has to
have the plausibility of the necessary self-destruct button outlined
above. And that self-destruct button
happens to be the ability to detonate a nuclear device over - I don't know -
let's just say a massive cloud server installation on the west coast of our
protagonist country. Not a
property-incinerating surface 20 kiloton yield - just a gamma and
electromagnetic pulse emitter that has a solar maxima production sufficient to
take out $2 trillion of power grid infrastructure and conveniently erase the
records of what the protagonist country owes its investors. And to top it off, our protagonist country
places into its own legislative record a SHIELD Act that details the script for the attack only
to have it killed by Senators who suggest that a cyber-attack is more risky. So the protagonist country winds up
acknowledging - and doing nothing about - its own single point catastrophic
vulnerability.
And then, lo and
behold (there, how about a little literary suck up to the season), said
film is made; said protagonist country names said antagonist as was foretold in
the script in 2010. Within a few days of
being named the cyber aggressor and slapped with a UN resolution calling said
antagonist to be referred to the International Criminal Court for alleged human
rights abuses said antagonist responds with a threat to "bolster its
nuclear capacity."
Obviously the paragraphs above would be the fantastical
illusion of conspiracy theorists, right?
Or, has anyone actually had the audacity to consider that maybe we live
in a time when conspiracies, hijinks, tomfoolery, and heinous crimes and
torture actually happen?
I found it amusing that President Obama elected to normalize
relations with Cuba - admitting to the abject failure of our 1960 embargo -
while expanding his arrogant posture with Russia, deepening his vitriol regarding
North Korea, and looking sideways at an expedient apathy regarding the Islamic
Republic of Iran in the interest of uniting and arming common allies against a
contrived for 24 hours news black flagged enemy.
About 2,600 years ago, Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon decided
that his empire would regain relevance to the growing influence of Egypt by
laying siege to Jerusalem. He used
inconsistent embargo and siege policy to rapidly erode any semblance of the
moral authority that had been built by his predecessor Hammurabi - the source
of considerable inspiration for the United States' own Thomas Jefferson. That strategy worked for a few short years
until Cyrus the Great of Persia poured through the impenetrable walls of Babylon
in a bloody torrent washing the Babylonian empire into oblivion to never rise
again.
Sieges and assassinations have been variously and
ineffectively deployed across the course of human history and - Newt Gingrich's
insistence notwithstanding - they don't work.
Whether it was Temujin (aka Genghis Khan) crushing the Jin Dynasty in
Beijing 800 years ago while in the same year, King John was commencing the
First Barons' War at the Siege of Rochester only to lose the castle a year
later to the French, or the Ottoman's knocking off the Mamluk Sultanate in Cairo,
sieges, embargoes and dramatic executions have been the desperate infantile
reflex of despots across humanity and they have not become better with age.
Napoleon used the genius idea of siege and embargo on Great
Britain in retaliation for the carnage wrought at the Battle of Trafalgar. This great idea saw Britain's economy grow nearly
2.5X and the cost of maintaining the ill-conceived blockade actually drained
the coffers of France and Europe.
We didn't lose the Cuba standoff this past week with
President Obama's announcement. In fact,
having a giant petroleum refinery anchored off the southern U.S. coast so that
we can drain the vast oil reserves under the Gulf of Mexico is likely a
protectionist move that will unintentionally enrich some Democrats and Republicans
quite nicely. We lost our moral high
ground when we chose the embargo in the first place. And then, we bloodied any shred of
credibility by maintaining our off-shore, not-so-out-sourced torture chamber at
Guantanamo Bay. Human rights abuses in
North Korea and China? Really! Did any one read the redacted accounts of
only those tortures sterilized enough for Fox and CNN?
See the problem here is actually not that complicated. Using the monotony of our perceived economic
might - an illusion created in the vacuum of a devastated Europe and Japan at
the end of the Second World War - and vigorously enforcing freedom and liberty
at the barrel of a gun or from Rudolph-the-Red-Nose MQ-1 Predator - paid for by
a complicit public trained to fear everything that isn't like us, we've come to
the end of our grisly theater production.
Our outrage doesn't sound credible because we're the hypocrite. Our morality lies bleeding on our streets at
the hands of justice. Our Great American
experiment - our "City upon a Hill" - burned in the conflagration of
witch trials unleashed by the very Puritan John Winthrop sermons which gave us
the metaphor in 1630. We The People have
never been our best when we surrogate our values and morality to the realm - no
matter the realm, no matter the period of history. And the only path We The People can tread
that will not be the tired recitation of each wilderness past will be one where
WE take responsible stewardship for our lives and the lives we touch.
And as for the coin of the realm… well, watch for a solar
flare - of either solar or manufactured origin.
Whether it’s a belching sun or a provoked villain manufactured for
prime-time we'll pay the price for our digital reality soon enough. And then, We The People can actually start
all over again and maybe try a path untaken which, in fact, might make all the
difference.
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