Lois Lerner probably told the truth when she said, "I
have not broken any laws," but she probably was suffering from truth
amnesia when she said, "I have not done anything wrong," when she was
hauled before Congress. At least truth
arbiter and multi-millionaire U.S. Representative Darrell Issa (R-CA) was
pretty sure that she improperly used the Fifth Amendment invocation to dodge
questions about the Tea Party targeting scandal brewing over at the IRS. When you've got a Congressman with over $400
million and a rap sheet (what is it with him and cars anyway?) it is not
surprising that his public consternation has some tiny glitches when you find
out that he "approximately" knew about the Treasury Inspector General
inquiries on these matters in 2012. Lois
and Darrell have probably steeped a couple minutes too few in the tepid
integrity waters to make either one much of a model for Oversight and Reform.
The IRS behavior of selectively targeting non-profit
supplicants is wrong. On a scale of 1 to
irreparable harm to the nation, this indiscretion pales in light some other
more egregious targeting: execution
without trial (Obama's drone wars), Darrell Issa's beloved Cyber Intelligence
Sharing and Protection Act (or CISPA) which allows the government to
capriciously monitor individual internet browsing behavior, and Apple's legal
base erosion and profit shifting. In a
week where there were genuine threats to citizens' rights and sovereignty,
government was focused on conspicuous reviews of non-profits? When you read CISPA and the amendments it
makes to the National Security Act of 1947 and several of Issa's other
legislative hallmarks, you'd probably want to launch an investigation into
Oversight and Reform's own Issa for concerns far greater than the
appropriateness of the use of the 5th Amendment - specifically Amendments 1, 4,
6, 7, 10, 16 and the list goes on.
Tax exemption as an inducement to social engagement and
provisioning is an anachronism. Covert
operation financing - who can forget those wonderful charities that Reagan used
to insure that Iranian arms dealers and South American drug lords helped secure
his election? - would be greatly impeded if we actually eliminated these
rackets as would countless other organizations.
Could we run a democracy without the billions in electoral charity? When Andrew Carnegie published "The
Gospel of Wealth", he argued that a wealthy person's "surplus
funds" should be administered for beneficial community results. Clearly that same wealthy person's
"surplus" should be augmented with a return of more
"surplus", right?
Charity, religion, and education dodged the taxman's bullet
in the Wilson-Gorman Tariff Act of 1894 only to be gunned down by the Supreme
Court the following year. Between 1909
and 1918, individuals were given tax deduction benefits for charitable
contributions. In 1936, corporations
joined the ranks of beneficiaries. By
the mid 2000s, "charitable organizations" held assets in excess of $2
trillion and reported nearly $1.2 trillion in revenue. In longitudinal data from 1985-2004, charity
growth expanded 107% while GDP grew at a cumulative 58%.
I'm sure some of you are already getting upset about the
fact that I'm bashing your favorite charity or organization. Chill out!
I'm not. What I am bashing is the
century-old illusion that you'd become a miserly Scrooge if you weren't bribed
into provisioning said institution. The
Tea Party - that rage against government tempest - is upset that big government
isn't subsidizing its rage against government! Seriously?
Why didn’t the Tea Party actually make a point and, rather than seeking
subsidy use the tax-exemption social engineering as a means of highlighting the
irrationality of the tax code? My guess
- because they like the parts of government that benefit their interests and
rail against those that don't. Sounds
pretty darn principled to me, doesn't it?
Darrell, Lois and Tax Eluder-In-Chief Tim Cook are all the
latest cartoon characters in the faded celluloid story of a system that is only
money deep. In a world in which we
surrogate all our values and activities through the monochromatic filter of
money, both the collectors and evaders are equally dimensionless. Tax exemption injustice claimed by the Tea
Party is disingenuous if they really stand on principles. Public-service-for-sale and systematic
erosions of civility for the monetary benefit of the influence peddlers is a
debate worth having. But we're no closer
to that this week than we were last. And
we won't stand a chance of getting the bigger conversation going until we
realize that we need to provision our shared objectives with values of time,
effort, labor, knowledge, engagement, networks, collaboration, innovation, and
effusive participation rather than prostituting the same in the brothel of
money.
Would you like one lump or two?